Frequently Asked Questions 1
How did you get to be the intelligent designer; was there a competition; did you have to take a test, like the SAT? Concerned in Cincinnati
ID: No competition was held; there was only one eligible intelligent designer. There wasn't a test at the time, although the intelligent designer has subsequently scored quite high on the SAT.
Are all your designs strictly functional, or do you sometimes throw in little useless features, like the tail fins on 1950s cars? Curious in Calcutta
ID: The intelligent designer does get bored from time to time, and does silly things: for example, nipples on men.
Are there three of you, or only one? Baffled in Buffalo
ID: The intelligent designer is in charge but sometimes the son of the intelligent designer helps out, as well as the predecessor.
Did you do all the designs in your head, or are there blueprints somewhere? Engineer in Engelthal
ID: There are blueprints, a lot of blueprints. They can't all be kept in the studio so they have been stored in various out-of-the-way places (sometimes they are observed as cold dark matter).